Frodo’s Frisky Friday: The Wicked Woods by Kelly Apple

The Wicked Woods

Summary From Goodreads: 

Ari’s always had a thing for monsters. Big ones, small ones, and all the ones in between. They turn her on like no human can. She’d be an ordinary girl if not for that one little quirk.

Since monsters aren’t real, she’s resigned herself to loving them in her imagination.

But, as Ari is about to find out, monsters are real and now one of them has her in their grasp. Will reality be better than fantasy? Or will she walk away and lose her one chance at fulfilling her wildest dreams?

Warning: This book contains a girl who isn’t afraid of monsters and a monster who wouldn’t mind a special lady friend. You’ll never look at those all-night monster marathons on TV the same way again.

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It’s time for a special kind of review! I read The Wicked Woods as part of the Bout of Books 9.0 readathon and live tweeted my reactions as I went. I’ve done this kind of review format a couple times, but it’s pretty rare, so I hope you enjoy!

I know I’m in a naughty state when I read “my little brother couldn’t get his mouth around Arabella” & I’m in the gutter. #GLA #boutofbooks

— Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

We already have a Twilight reference! #GLA #boutofbooks — Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

 

Oh and she likes sex and masturbation, presumably because she’s human. But easy on the biting! #GLA #boutofbooks — Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

 

Supernatural being fetish! #GLA #boutofbooks

— Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

Haha, she gets wet for Swamp Thing. Oh this is going to be fun. There are also things throbbing already. #GLA #boutofbooks

— Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

Do people really skitter? What does that look like? I honestly have no idea. #GLA #boutofbooks — Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

 

Spontaneous lubrication, you don’t see that every day! Or maybe you do, idk. #GLA #boutofbooks — Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

 

If there was one thing I knew going into this it was that @KellyRApple can’t resist putting tentacles in her book. #GLA #boutofbooks

— Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

Whenever I see “rumbly” I think of Winnie the Pooh & his tummy. Now I’m picturing her getting dragged off by giant Pooh. #GLA #boutofbooks

— Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

If I’m being carried off by some non-human giant thing I’m probably not going to just doze off. Maybe I’m the weird one… #GLA #boutofbooks — Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

 

The non-human giant w/tentacles is apparently of a species called Liath Mor. My brain instantly changed that to Hi Mortal! #GLA #boutofbooks — Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

 

Oh she is so ready to get it on with this tentacled green dude. #GLA #boutofbooks

— Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

Why would you say it is weeping? That just makes me think his appendage is sad. #GLA #boutofbooks

— Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

This guy has ALL the tentacles. Yet his form is almost normal (if green) when she describes him. Where do they come from?! #GLA #boutofbooks — Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

 

She has to pee and eat so she leaves the one man orgasm machine? Crazy talk! #GLA #boutofbooks — Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

 

That was a lot of fun! Not that I’m surprised, I do love @KellyRApple! ^.^ #GLA#boutofbooks

— Frodo (@1FantasyFanatic) January 10, 2014

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I hope you enjoyed that goofy style of review! If you did let me know and I can try to do this more in the future, and if you didn’t enjoy it that’s cool too since (for now) this is a pretty rare thing for me. Thanks as always for reading! ^.^

Goodreads 2014 Reading Challenge #15/365; Mount TBR Challenge #13/200; 2014 TBR Pile #13/50; Seriously Series Reading Challenge #6/75; 2014 Ebook Reading Challenge #5/75